Category Archives: Humour

Backstage Dance Secrets

The secret is out. After hiding for days undetected in a flight case backstage at English National Ballet in order to obtain this world exclusive photograph I can now reveal how English National Ballet store their dancers at night! I … Continue reading

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Patrick takes one for the team part 1

My friend Paul Grundy the architectural photographer likes photographing things that preferably don’t move or talk back. Most buildings fit that category so when his wife Sarah who is a renowned film and televison makeup artist wanted some portraits of … Continue reading

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I am not an artist…

So. I turn up at a gig yesterday evening quite early as I usually do. I am standing around getting my bearings deciding where might be the best place to position myself in this small venue that is set up … Continue reading

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The decisive moment?

Audrey Brisson-Jutras reacts in character to a stupid comment during a performance of Oliver’s Army at Central School of Speech and Drama.

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Magenta Aint A Colour

Magenta Aint A Colour. As pretentious photographers we will say anything to avoid saying the word purple and choose to use the word magenta so as to appear sophisticated. Similarly we never say “out of focus” when we can say … Continue reading

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Job Done!

What is it with dogs and snowmen? Today in London we have had the heaviest snow for eighteen years apparently. Much to my dog Buddy’s  delight!  

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YouTube – Hitler rants about D3x

For anybody who thinks that Nikons new D3x is overpriced….well you are not alone it seems. Possibly offensive. Definitely funny. Photographer Sam Vert made this.

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